I ... entered the poem of life, whose purpose is ... simply to witness the beauties of the world, to discover the many forms that love can take. (Barabara Blackman in 'Glass After Glass')

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2 April 2012

Show-Off Limericks

A fellow was trying to show
his girlfriend the right way to blow.
You are silly,’ she said,
‘I adore giving head.
I could teach you a thing or two — so!’

A woman was trying to show
an alky how to go slow.
‘Don’t up-end the jug
with a glug-glug-glug!‘    
So he lined up ten bottles in a row.    

A polite young man wanted to show
he’d make a sweet, sensitive beau.
But when he took her to bed,
his girl filled him with dread —
she was so wildly gung-ho.

Limerick-Off Monday prompt from Mad Kane's Humor Blog.

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