(On
being asked for bio notes on The Real Me)
Rosemary Nissen-Wade refuses absolutely
to tell you the many illegal and immoral
acts of her long life. (The fattening you can
see – though she vets her public photos.)
You must know? Oh alright – Rosemary’s
a pirate: long red hair, boots to thighs,
a mean hand with a cutlass. (Yes. Really.)
(Picture freely available for use in the public domain.)
At Words Count in 'imaginary garden with real toads' we are asked to write our real bio in 50 words or less.
Ha! Sounds pretty great! K.
ReplyDeleteThe other pirate from Penzance I presume? Quirky and fun.
ReplyDeleteOh yes there is lass in every cutlass... :-) love the take on this.
ReplyDeleteArrrr, many thanks to ye for stoppin' by me blog earlier! Come by agin and we'll share a nice tot o' rum.
ReplyDeleteNaughty is always a nice read!
ReplyDeleteAnd names have been changed to protect the innocent! This is a hoot, Rosemary!
ReplyDeleteLOVE! Didn't write of it today, but as you may know, I too am part pirate. :)
ReplyDeleteThis is, indeed, a hoot. As are you, always. Cackling with delight.
I am ???
DeleteYes, this was a fun romp!
ReplyDeleteOoooo, I've always wanted to meet a pirate ;-)
ReplyDeleteWhat fun! a pirate it is then,,,pleased to meet you,,,
ReplyDeleteLoved this, Rosemary! Such fun details!
ReplyDeleteRosemary sounds rad as hell! (Pardon the language, though if you're a pirate, I'm sure you've heard worse.) ;)
ReplyDeleteLoved this very much.
I LOVED this language applied to me! :-D
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