A fellow was trying to show
his girlfriend the right way to blow.
You are silly,’ she said,
‘I adore giving head.
I could teach you a thing or two — so!’
A woman was trying to show
an alky how to go slow.
‘Don’t up-end the jug
with a glug-glug-glug!‘
So he lined up ten bottles in a row.
A polite young man wanted to show
he’d make a sweet, sensitive beau.
But when he took her to bed,
his girl filled him with dread —
she was so wildly gung-ho.
Limerick-Off Monday prompt from Mad Kane's Humor Blog.
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