I ... entered the poem of life, whose purpose is ... simply to witness the beauties of the world,
to discover the many forms that love can take. (Barabara Blackman in 'Glass After Glass')


These poems are works in progress, and may be subject to revision without notice. Completed versions appear in my books. Nevertheless copyright applies to all texts found here.

27 March 2012

Uptight Limericks

To a prompt at Mad Kane's Humor Blog

A man who was very uptight
took a walk on the wild side one night.
After crashing his car
he lurched into the bar ...
loosened up by the end of the night.

A girl who was very uptight
gave her boyfriend a hell of a fright.
She lay there so rigid,
he thought, ‘Is she frigid —
or perhaps she has died in the night?’


3 comments:

  1. Congratulations! You won an Honorable Mention in last week's Limerick-Off for the second of your two limericks. Great job! Limerick of the Week 55.

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  2. Thank you, how encouraging! Not that I need much encouragement. Addicted now. :)

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  3. haha...thanks for the smile...and congrats....

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