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27 March 2012

Uptight Limericks

To a prompt at Mad Kane's Humor Blog

A man who was very uptight
took a walk on the wild side one night.
After crashing his car
he lurched into the bar ...
loosened up by the end of the night.

A girl who was very uptight
gave her boyfriend a hell of a fright.
She lay there so rigid,
he thought, ‘Is she frigid —
or perhaps she has died in the night?’


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3 comments:

  1. Madeleine Begun Kane1 April 2012 at 15:55

    Congratulations! You won an Honorable Mention in last week's Limerick-Off for the second of your two limericks. Great job! Limerick of the Week 55.

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  2. Rosemary Nissen-Wade1 April 2012 at 16:23

    Thank you, how encouraging! Not that I need much encouragement. Addicted now. :)

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  3. Claudia2 April 2012 at 02:20

    haha...thanks for the smile...and congrats....

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